July 2012
1 post
7 tags
“A lonely male without a female has no future.”
– David Attenborough
June 2012
1 post
8 tags
“To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is...”
– Gene Wilder
May 2012
5 posts
6 tags
“To me, this seems like normal life. Having a career seems slightly odd. My main...”
– John Williams, hermit
9 tags
“maybe eardrums cause pansiness”
– Deafy (he’s deaf)
8 tags
“European policymakers warned that Greece’s aid payments would be cut off...”
– ‘World braces itself for Greek euro exit’
8 tags
“Its operators line their pockets by commercially exploiting music and other...”
– This is apparently about The Pirate Bay and NOT about record companies. Whatevs.
March 2012
6 posts
7 tags
“Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her.”
– Albert Fish
15 tags
“Unlike structuralists, Derrida does not see language as the one-to-one...”
8 tags
“One needn’t look any further than Christ’s words to see that so-called “vegans”...”
– Brother Harry Hardwick
8 tags
“If you’re not pissed off, you’re not paying attention.”
– Mark Thomas
7 tags
“Worldwide, the fact that greater quantities of antibiotics are used in healthy...”
– Margaret Chan, director general of the World Health Organisation (WHO)
6 tags
“Professor Pietro Marani, a Leonardo expert who directed the Last Supper...”
– Dalya Alberge, “Have art restorers ruined Leonardo’s masterpiece?’
February 2012
2 posts
7 tags
“The more enlightened man will become, the less he will employ compulsion and...”
– Alexander Berkman
4 tags
“Everybody complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it.”
– Charles Dudley Warner
January 2012
4 posts
9 tags
“Lying, having an affair, driving while drunk, having underage sex and buying...”
– Andrew Grice, ‘Britain facing boom in dishonesty’
5 tags
“Markets are the “engine of progress” which “promote...”
– David Cameron’s stupid mouth
10 tags
“This report demonstrates the chronic unfairness and inequality within these...”
– Mark Donne
7 tags
“The law will hang the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common...”
– Anon
December 2011
1 post
10 tags
“At Marks & Spencer on London’s Oxford Street, there were tense scenes...”
– Jonathan Brown, ‘£1m per minute spent in record shopping spree’
October 2011
4 posts
5 tags
“They know very well that no state in history has ever been created by contract,...”
– Mikhail Bakunin, Man, Society, and Freedom (via theworldofsleepers)
8 tags
“Records of this type come round almost like the calendar because economies grow,...”
– Michael Blastland, ‘The myth of record debt’
8 tags
“10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now, we have no...”
– jamie
8 tags
“Why don’t these assholes have right-wing bands make them some right-wing...”
– Courtney Taylor-Taylor, on “Bohemian like You” being used at the Conservative Party conference
September 2011
6 posts
7 tags
“One day, we will find a video of the JFK assassination in Lucas’ vault and...”
– syafiqjabar of Mars
8 tags
“Bumbles was destroyed after the incident.”
– Christien Cunningham and Kate Scotter, ‘Man jailed after dog savaged nine-year-old boy in Norwich’
5 tags
6 tags
“Back in the 80s when I was a teen, you could get a big, cheap home gym called a...”
– Troy from Jacksonville, FL
6 tags
“Goebbels considered himself an expert on propaganda, but I thought I’d...”
– Emeric Pressburger
5 tags
“The expected decision by councillors will bring to an end four years of work by...”
– Jonathan Brown
August 2011
9 posts
9 tags
“The Prime Minister threatened to ban rioters from Twitter and Facebook in the...”
– Jonathan Brown and Kevin Rowlinson, ‘Social-networking sites resist calls to restrict use during unrest’
7 tags
“I remember PC Gamer’s first sentence of their review of Deus Ex.
...”
– Niomo
9 tags
“I arrived at the field to find the cow looking confused but surprisingly calm...”
– Kerry Kirkpatrick
6 tags
“MR BRAINS CATERS FOR ALL FAGGOT LOVING FAMILIES LARGE AND SMALL”
– Sainsbury’s
10 tags
“With a higher international profile in the 90’s, Merzbow started working...”
11 tags
“But as far as advertising is concerned. Couldn’t it be equally said that...”
– Suss
12 tags
8 tags
“A Swedish man has been arrested on charges of illegal possession of nuclear...”
– The Independent
6 tags
“Keith relaxes and vomits up his insides, which makes him happy.”
– Troy Steele (Blogger Beware!), synopsis of Goosebumps #61 ‘I Live In your Basement!”
July 2011
11 posts
7 tags
“Coaster should be rewarded by operator with memorial plate in commemoration of...”
– Seanews
5 tags
“I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals. A man of my...”
– George Bernard Shaw
7 tags
“Islamists? They were behind a grand total of one attack. Yes, one. Out of 294...”
– Dan Gardner, on supposed widespread Islamic terrorism
8 tags
“After all, as the joke goes, doesn’t the US start wars so their citizens...”
– Legal_Beagle
7 tags
“The worst of all is pulling them out because you get covered in sewage. You...”
– Geoff Jacobs, Queensland snake catcher, on pulling snakes out of toilets
9 tags
“Greece has 800,000 civil servants, of whom 150,000 are on course to lose their...”
– John Lancaster, ‘Can the eurozone survive the Greek debt crisis?’
7 tags
“In perhaps the most infamous example, the principal male characters congregate...”
– Wikipedia, ‘The Room (film)’
6 tags
“Monkeys have been shown in previous studies to really love photographs of alpha...”
– Keith Olwell
5 tags
“This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had...”
– Douglas Adams (via thatslag)
9 tags
“I can’t say it’s much of a surprise: as Mr. Jones said before,...”
– Shelby Cobras
5 tags
“Well, if it isn’t Worthy, the dwarf with the incredibly ironic name!”
– Hawke 